I mean who is this guy and who does he think he's kidding with his milquetoast threats of mobs of armed intruders, government tyranny and civil war?
What a naive, unskilled chump. He needs guns for those threats???
Any real man will tell you all you need is a pen knife to fight off any armed intruders. Ninja skills, Bob. Ninja skills.
And the government? Puhleeze. What are they gonna do? Beauracretize me to death? And besides, I have NO FEAR of the government, everyone knows as soon as they even TRY to take away MY guns, all the cops and Federal Agents and Armed forces will rise up against Obama on my behalf. Those guys are my brothers in arms!! Aren't they YOURS??
And civil war? Against the Lie-beral pansies??? You need a GUN for that???? Yeesh. Wimp. You should join THEM! I will personally snap the neck of every lilly livered, limp wristed pansy liberal with my bare hands while eating venison jerky with my feet.
No. We all know what the real threat is.....I will make you wait for the details....Is the suspense killing you yet! Ha! That's another weapon I have!!! Suspense!!! I shall slay you all without a gun!!! But don't you DARE take my guns, because i DO NEED THEM For.....